I can’t keep up with my wife’s eating style. She’s a healthy eater and I’m on the fence. Maybe looking through the fence.
No meat for my wife, cauliflower, broccoli, spinach, smoothies etc…. I feel like I’m in the garden of eden around here.

I NEED SOME CHICKEN
No seriously, wings, thighs, legs an occasional breast. The whole ____ bird. Just put it on a plate and turn me loose.
Well I guess it’s all for the better. She does keep some bird in the house. We both gave up red meat a long time ago.
She’s looking out for me and I’m looking for a burger! Turkey of course.
I’ve got to do better